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Collin

The most Annoying fucktard person out there likes to beat off to little kid and hit girls on the low
Jesus that man is being sick a Collin right now
by Coasta da real G September 30, 2018
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Collin

Collins are boys with no sense of loyalty. They're usually not the brightest and don't know a good thing when they have it. They're troublemakers who like to push the boundaries to see what adults will allow. One of those ppl that parents and teachers love, but their peers know the real truth.
"god why is my boyfriend acting like such an idiot lately?" "Idk man he's such a Collin"
by 20procrastinator January 27, 2019
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angry colly

You arrive back to a house party after being out all night and fall asleep. The other lads at the party decide to shave your eyebrows off and draw you a new set along with a delightfull set of quite attractive whiskers. You then wake up the next morning and proceed on the journey home not knowing of the new look that you are sporting for the whole of the local area to see. On your journey home you wonder why people are looking at you in a strange manner, you really become puzzled when u are in the queue at the local shop and a member of local law enforcement really gives you some weird looks. Its only when you return home and look in the mirror that you realise what all these people where looking at. This makes you a really angry colly
he wondered the streets for hours not knowing that he had some new eyebrows and delightfull whiskers on his face, it was only when he returned home he became a really angry colly
by whacker30 October 1, 2009
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emma collins

Smart, sexy, slut that likes kids named Lance, Josh, and Jack. Usually smart, wealthy, and smoking hot. Great lover.
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The Tao of Collin

Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.

1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.

2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.

3. Chill. Be cool.

4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.

5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.

6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."

7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.

8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.

9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)

10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin November 24, 2007
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Collingswood

The most boring city in the universe. This is the smallest, full of people who think they are "popular" but really they are not because there are only 100 students in one grade. This is the cheapest and and dumbest town in the world. Do not live here. Anyone who goes to Collingswood Schools will not get into any good collages. It is full of white people who think they are "ghetto" and cool, and are also racist.
Your life would be a waste if you move to Collingswood.
by green421 March 22, 2011
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Collin

That retard who keeps leaving his fucking dictionaries everywhere.
Person 1: I found a bunch more of this "Collins Dictionary"

Person 2: Shit, how many dictionaries does that fucker need?
by miamorecandenza May 18, 2014
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