by a random person guy January 9, 2017

A very cute and smart boy, Who is very fun to hang out with,He can be shy by under all that shyness his a fun and cool dude to hangout with and his hella hot. If you have a friend named Clinton your in luck he will make all your days better and he would be the best boyfriend he would make you laugh and make you think your the best if your boyfriends name is Clifton don’t loose him :) But ya DONT loose your friend named Clinton cuz then you would prob have no one quite as fun as him :)!
Merissa:Jane I have a friend named “Clinton” and he makes all my days better no doubt !!
Jane:OMG MERISSA I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM YOUR SO LUCKYY!
Jane:OMG MERISSA I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM YOUR SO LUCKYY!
by S.mhb October 24, 2020

by J. Kirschbaum February 14, 2022

Joel, Joey and Diego were all playing Mario cart one night when Joel asked if anyone has heard of a gay bill Clinton? They responded no. Joel explained and to Joel's surprise they wanted to participate. So Diego put a cigar in Joey's asshole and smoked his cock like a cigar. Being defined as the gay bill Clinton
by Uncle_Shafunkle February 22, 2024

When Hillary Clinton stepped into jail, the guards let her through without the cavity inspection for numerous reasons
by HillaryClintonsEmails May 9, 2025

by Billy.Wooo January 10, 2020

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma August 23, 2016
