a person who loves rock from the 60's and 70's. this person strongly believes that modern music is talentless compared to classic rock.(which is very true).
Prefers rock with deep,diverse guitar driven sound that makes use of scales and many chords rather than than just E string on distortion...or 3 note breakdowns, or repetitive power chords. Classic Rock has proven to be the most talented type of rock and has the musicians to prove it(jimmy page, eric clapton, hendrix,...).
This person will often reject or will have no opinion of any other music that lacks the distinct,aweosme sound that is classic rock.
bands this type of person listens to include:
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Deep Purple
Cream
The Beatles
The Who
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones
person: "hey did u go to the ska show last night"?
classic rock kid: "....are u serious"?
person: "wat u dont like ska"?
classic rock kid: "...." *walks away*
Prefers rock with deep,diverse guitar driven sound that makes use of scales and many chords rather than than just E string on distortion...or 3 note breakdowns, or repetitive power chords. Classic Rock has proven to be the most talented type of rock and has the musicians to prove it(jimmy page, eric clapton, hendrix,...).
This person will often reject or will have no opinion of any other music that lacks the distinct,aweosme sound that is classic rock.
bands this type of person listens to include:
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Deep Purple
Cream
The Beatles
The Who
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones
person: "hey did u go to the ska show last night"?
classic rock kid: "....are u serious"?
person: "wat u dont like ska"?
classic rock kid: "...." *walks away*
classic rock kid
by classic rock kid February 23, 2009
One who is so obsessed with the music genre "classic rock" that they proceed to declare all other music genres moot. The individual in question only allows classic rock to satisfy their musical needs and refuses to explore other genres.
Guy 1: Dude all your music sucks. You need to listen to some zeppelin or sabbath.
Guy 2: STFU. You are such a classic rock junkie.
Guy 2: STFU. You are such a classic rock junkie.
by nakedmandolinist June 20, 2009
When hooking up with a girl who is intoxicated beyond the point of no return, you have the girl bend over and grab the toilet while she throws up, and during her regurgitation you have sex with her from behind as the girl holds the toilet for support.
David: Dude, did you have sex with that drunk girl at the party last night?
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
Ryan: Yeah dude, I had her doing the Classic Toilet Grab!
by superdooperpooper69 June 08, 2010
Boring, stuffy old music played on irritating instruments like the violin. Made obsolete by superior modern forms of music like Rock, and Hip-Hop.
by baseballaaron December 28, 2005
A really cute dude who just has his life together. He is calm and collected and is a stereotype for everything. If you meet a classic chad it’s not ok to lose him because he’s a real special fella.
by lukiepookie69 March 15, 2019
Specifically, when a person or persons do something standard, pre-destined, or downtright natural to their character resulting in often humourous or extreme concequences.
Cosmo: Man, Noemie just slapped that bouncer in the face!
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.
or
Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off
Harky: Wha?!! ha ha Cardboard Classic man, she's getting bounced... I'll get her shoes.
or
Orlando: Oh S**t! what you gonna drop on that deck next Harky?
Harky: Man, watch this tune, it's a Cardboard Classic, everyone's gonna go off
by Harkyharky February 27, 2008
A drink that rots your teeth and should be banned but it makes a lot of money for the corrupt government so they won't ban it.
by Weal donald twump August 01, 2017