Clam Hands 

When your hands are cold and clammy.

Hey! Get yer clam hands off me!

Clam Hands by aehmoto June 19, 2010

clam hands 

What happens after you rub a girl off.

We had such a good time last night, I ended up with clam hands.

clam hands by Becky Jackson June 20, 2011

clam boner 

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

clam boner by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

clam gobbler

Another term for a lesbian.

That chick isn't into dudes...she's a clam gobbler.

clam gobbler by bsslegel March 6, 2010

clam shield 

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

clam shield by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.

I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.

Clam Chutney by Marquis70 March 27, 2011

Clam tap 

A short vaginal massage, typically focused on the clitoris.

If you're good you'll get a clam tap.

Clam tap by realist_98 May 1, 2011