clagdreads

Pillars of matted facial hair (either in the beard or moustache) that have been produced as a result of lumpy vaginal discharge being excreted onto the male facial region (or the facial region of a hairy-faced woman) without immediate removal after oral sex.

I should have shaved before I went down on her, she gave me clagdreads.

by FuriousSexuality May 10, 2012

Clag-Swastic

The accurate as well as rare occasion in which an individual perfects the display and morale of both class and swagger.

The man walked into the room, and all the ladies stared, because he was just so damn clag-swastic.

by ColeTrain July 31, 2012

clag

The most irritating Minecraft Bukkit plugin in existence.
Clag clears entities to minimize lag, but in doing so, often claims valuable materials.

Miner: "Clag got my fucking diamonds again!"

by TheMiner January 26, 2013

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 3, 2013

clay monkey

A racial slur used to defined a native american.

Look at that fucking drunk clay monkey.

by Alexander jo December 6, 2013

Clayface

Someone that has the ability to mold their face into so many funny faces that it is as if their face is made of clay. The person is not usually ugly. Being a clayface is a talent.

Example 1
"Oh my God, you are such a clayface!"

Example 2:
"Wow that girl is a clayface."

by lala_thanksbye January 31, 2015

clagina

A vagina that looks like a clam thats open.

We were going to have sex but then I saw here nasty Clagina

by Pyrosploosh March 18, 2015