Carson 

The best boy you will ever meet. Carson is always wearing a hoodie and ripped jeans, and he always looks like utter perfection.He has a broken past and only opens up in some situations, when he does dont judge him or he will probably come and beat you up in an alley. Carson spends lots of time on social media and has many IBFS. Overall, if you get a Carson in your life, treat him like a king.

person 1 - Oh my god who is that!
person 2 -His name must be Carson, look at those abs!!!

Carson by Lilo xoxo August 12, 2018

Carson 

The name "Carson" means the gayest white kid in your computer class

Carson sucked dick again,ugh.

Carson by mrasianburrito October 24, 2018

Carson Brown 

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

Carson Brown by Greasylord November 12, 2018

catsynchrocity 

the simultaneous occurrence of cat behavior that appears significantly related but has no discernible causal connection.

meaningful coincidences of the feline variety

Certainly, there is some rational explanation for this sort of catsynchrocity.

There is constant catsynchrocity happening at Lexi's house, its almost as if her cats are possessed!

catsynchrocity by The Pops December 29, 2018

Carson 

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Carson by Gerar23 December 30, 2018

Carson 

He’s very smart you just wouldn’t expect him to be. He’s handsome and strong, a hard worker. When he loves he loves hard. He makes you his one and only and loves you unconditionally. Don’t take him for granted because he’s the best thing that’ll ever happen to you. He’s great with kids. He tries to please everyone and sometimes forgets about himself. He puts everyone else first. He’ll do anything to make the ones he loves happy. He’ll be a love you’ll never forget.

That Carson, he’s the best.

Carson by Live.life January 6, 2019

Carson 

He is so awesome, he is the best, especially if his last name is Pollock. he is the best a cookie clicker and Zelda. If he is best friends with a guy named Ryan, they are both awesome.he is the best at every thing

things and things, like he is awesome_ that Carson!

Carson by ThFDSWuiiufrt January 14, 2019