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Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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BEJrovBOOTy GanBJrastaxe 🪓 capital 111

A board game that is played with a dice and comes with 10 BEJS and 10 axe 🪓 MAN. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastaxe 🪓 capital 111. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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capitals come back

A imaginary force called upon in game 7 but has never come previously for the capitals
Have you ever seen the capitals come back from being down 2-0? Yeah me neither.
by Beach lax May 10, 2017
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grab capitalism by the balls

(as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017
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Capitalizer

A person who capitalizes all the first letter to every word they like to do it in chats and and statuses. It's a habit that's easy to adopt.
Hi There How Are You?

Why did you write your message like that you capitalizer?
by Mix-Race Man On Road June 29, 2019
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capitalism

A system where 90% of us work long hours at stupid jobs to line the pockets of some stupid rich CEO who doesn't deserve it.
capitalism sucks
-another 9-5 worker
by СукаБлять June 19, 2021
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Capitalism

The most disgusting, revolting, sickening, repulsive, repellent piece of shit.

An ideology where the rich get richer and the poor remain poor, inherently exploitative, alienating, unstable, unsustainable, and creates massive economic inequality, commodifies people, and is anti-democratic and leads to an erosion of human rights and national sovereignty while it incentivises imperialist expansion and war, and that it benefits a small minority at the expense of the majority of the population, which is no different than slavery.
by Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong August 3, 2023
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