Caleb

A kid that fucks dogs

Tyler: why isn't Caleb at school
Connor:He's to busy at home fucking his dog brah

by Eeshay February 29, 2020

Caleb

A lonely fat ass that can be kinda funny at times.

Person 1: Do you know Caleb?
Person 2: Oh yeah isnt he that one fat kid that has like no friends?
Person 1: Yeah, thats the one! He's fat lol

by Your Neighbour CJ March 7, 2020

caleb reagan

N. A man above the rest; a man without equal

that dude is like... caleb reagan

by John Schroyer January 2, 2009

Caleb

Looks like haramabe. Think he's good looking but sucks Marshalls dick
Has a tape line that looks like it's been the same since him and santa were in first grade. he can't even pull his mom so she took him to foster care

Caleb, I don't want to be a caleb

by Real calebbbb November 14, 2016

Caleb

Caleb is the type of fat kid to play with YU-GI-OH cards, and wears suspenders to school everyday. He is the type of kid to sit down at the lunch table alone and his mom packs him a raw head of cabbage. He has a very annoying voice and, his stupid smug face with the thousands of freckles. He is a small kid that hangs around random kids to fit in, usually they have the names of; Kayden, Kaylen, Jessica, and Jamond. He roleplays with a todlers voice that sounds autistic as fuck other than that hes ok.

Caleb is a weird boy

by Jamey Erectum April 29, 2019

Caleb Bumgarner

The act of inserting a bowling pin in your penis hole.

Holy shit did u see that guy pull a Caleb Bumgarner?
Ya hes such a fucking C.H.U.D.

by Pseudo Shit October 16, 2008

calcoholic

Someone who is addicted to playing graphing calculator games.

Ryan is such a calcoholic I see him playing Pimp Quest on his TI-83 every day in the commons before class, during class, and even hanging out outside after school.

by Kool Mint Flava January 25, 2010