burgle

The action taken by a turdburgler on a turd.

Turdburgler: One who burgles turds.

by Chronodin June 6, 2003

Burgled

While using a public restroom/toilet stall, someone trys to or succeds in opening the stall door, robbing you of the serenity needed to drop a deuce (doo doo).

Dude, I went over to the hotel lobby to use the clean toilets, and with 4 out of 5 stalls open, I still got burgled!

by TRUKEIC May 18, 2010

bertle

to be oblivious of being a reject of society.

Check out that bertle trying to charm the ladies, what a bertle.

by Gru May 30, 2006

turd burgler

That gay guy who works at Mc Donalds that wears the chit stained black and white striped suit.

Hurry and hide your fat purple puffy azz Grimmase here comes the turd burgler.

by Dish February 3, 2004

Burgle

To imbibe libations past the point of no return. To get burgled. To go burgling. To be burgled (as in "man I am so burgled right now").

Man, I am so burgled right now.

by @acpetrick December 31, 2011

lake butler

the ghetto of florida

'dagg, we goin' to lake butler to chill with some g's.'

by rainbow9945 December 15, 2008

taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006