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braceface

A person with braces highly prone to insults and general good-humoured bantery.
"Hey Stephen, get over here you braceface!"
"That braceface has got so much metal in his mouth, you'd think he was a traintrack!"
by xbrycex December 9, 2008
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jelly bracelets

fun little bracelets that sumhow came 2 get a bad rep. i kno ppl who have had jelly bracelets banned from their schools. theyre just bracelets! i mean, doesn't it sound rather idiotic that romantic/sexual innteraction has been color categorized by bracelets? also, the meanings are not even consistent!
brad: jessica! i just snapped your black jelly bracelet!
jessica: like,omg! i guess u kno wut that means....
*brad and jessica begin undressing each other rapidly*
by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 18, 2005
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jelly bracelets

PINK~ASS
BLUE~FUCK U
YELLOW~ GO BUG SOME ONE ELSE...HELLL YAAAA i hope I made a point
pink~ass
blue~fuck u
yellow~get an adult
by RANDI June 16, 2004
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bracelet

To stimulate a guy's penis with your hand.
Did you give him a bracelet?
by Carmina September 6, 2006
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Jelly bracelets

Personally,to me, jelly bracelets are just a fashion that is in! I mean, people think they are so cool knowing ALL of the meanings, when actually it is crap! Basically to me and my friends, jelly bracelets are just a fashion statement, not a sex game!
The jelly bracelets come in many colors...such as:
red
black
yellow
green
pink
etc.
by karkars April 18, 2006
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braves

a NL entity that, despite all its World Series appearances, could only win ONE (and that was really by luck, in '95 against the Indians). they haven't even made it to the fall classic in over 5 years, and the last time they did, in '99, were demolished by the Yankees in four straight.

their owner thinks he is some sort of demigod (even naming the team's home field and the adjacent street after him), but in reality is a mindless coke/crack addict who only got rich from his daddy's inheritance. hell, he couldn't even keep "Hanoi Jane" Fonda by his side for very long.

meanwhile, Bobby Cox is still with them, either because he thinks he's the pope, and will hang on to the job until he croaks, or perhaps because no one else would want to manage this miserable excuse for a MLB franchise.

all too often,fans of this utterly pathetic "team" will slag other teams and their fans, notably the Mets and Marlins, but let's look at some numbers, shall we?

Marlins' World Series appearances: 2
" " championships: 2
that's a 1.000 percentage!
a perfect record!

Met's World Series appearances: 4
" " championships: 2
a .500 pecentage
still, not bad!

and now the braves.....

World Series appearances: 5
" " championship: ONE
for a percentage of .200!!

and it will only get get lower as the years go on....
in short, braves suck ass. they will never win another championship...MAYBE a pennant, but never again a World Series.

enough said.
by ItHadToBeSaid December 27, 2004
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jelly bracelet

a cool accsesory witch has no accoaiation with sex or what ever
just because some people made this dosen't mean that you have to beleave it. i like the bracelets
hi jessica do you like my jelly bracelets?
ya they are awesome
by p.o.d.t.j.l. January 4, 2009
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