Bovarian Barking Spider

A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.

Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*

Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*

Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!

by Short Fat Hung Ginger September 26, 2012

Chase the barking spider

In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.

Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.

Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.

by MicAng August 12, 2012

Barker

n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion

Paris Hilton is a right barker

by AJ Barrow September 20, 2005

barker college

A place where boys are sent to become homo men and like a good hot dicking.

Did you hear they sent spoory to barker college!!!! He's top of his class in hot dicking

by swagwise gamgee October 29, 2015

Awooooo arf arf bark arf arf bark bark awo arf bark awooo

In wolf language, this means that you need to let go and move on. it means that the person who said this to you knows that you still have feelings for them but the feelings aren’t shared anymore. it’s time to let go and just be best friends instead. who said this too you still luvs you just not how they used to and more in a sibling type way. it means that they feel a little uncomfortable every time they see a text from you that includes a heart because they know that they couldn’t ever send the heart back, because they know you need the hearts from someone else. The person who said this also hopes nothing will change with your friendship at all. Whoever said this to you this wants you to know that they will always remember the special times you exchanged with them and hope more can still be made in a friend type way.

Friend one: Awooooo arf arf bark arf arf bark bark awo arf bark awooo

friend two: I see. i understand and nothing should change in our friendship because of this. i’m glad you let me know how you feel.

by Alpha wolf🐺 December 21, 2022

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

Travis Barker

One of the Most talented and wonderful drummers of all time. Not only is a musical genieus, he is a loving a devoted father to his Children. He's kind, sensitive, loving, and the sexiest man in the world. He cares about others and makes time for his family and friends and his band.

Travis Barker is Talented

by #1 MILF in AMERICA January 29, 2009