Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

anal beads

You put them in your ass then PULL THEM OUT to feel good. You don't get much from just having beads up there.

Yank my anal bead, bitch.

by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003

Smol Beans

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

bearslut

A chick who is so messed up. That after getting railed all night she hibernates for a few days afterward.

Man that bearslut is still asleep after all that pounding.

by mattk18 February 24, 2011

behind bars

Imprisoned, particularly inside a jail cell (usually the type with vertical metal bars that keep inmates from escaping).

That criminal should be behind bars!

by d_art July 26, 2005

Beans Ana

When auto correct changed bwahahaha to Beans Ana.

Beans Ana! That was funny!!

by htmg September 12, 2011

smashing beans

The act of a man and woman performing sexual relations

We caught them smashing beans in the alley

by D Rod July 22, 2006