batterson

A statement of poverty, delaperdation and cheapness.

That ketchup is batterson (not Heinz), look at him he is such a batterson, that is beyond Pov speck it's batterson.

by Coonsting April 20, 2017

babby batter

sperm

as in "i tell ya man jackie i spunked my (babby batter) arl ower her tits!"

by swineuk July 26, 2013

Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend)

Bob is an battery operated sexual object, used by women and men in the privacy of their homes or with others to seek sexual pleasure and climax.

Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend) is becoming more and more popular than ever before now that the prices are more reasonable.

by Curvy Cajun September 16, 2016

sexual battery

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after

INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.

by TORIKICKSDICKS August 11, 2008

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

battered electorate syndrome

A population of voting citizens of a country, state, etc. who consistently vote for candidates whose goals are counter to their own economic, social, health, and educational needs. They can see that these candidates abuse them, but they rationalize it away, blame others for their predicament, & remain crawling loyal to them none the less.

For example, a battered electorate syndrome is exhibited by American white blue collar workers who vote for GOP candidates, completely violating their own economic interests. Even worse, after the GOP candidates woo them through the election, the minute the election is over the GOP is back in bed with the mega-wealthy making promises & coming through on them. The GOP knows they can sweet-talk their electorate into accepting that they must sleep with these billionaires to bring the gifts of trickle down economics to their electorate. Meanwhile the billionnaires are importing their new yachts & firing more employees in their most recent company efficiency overhaul, and of course sending more jobs overseas.

by sudo111 November 21, 2010

bartending

entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions

In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.

by yowfactor January 24, 2014