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barking rats

The noise when you shit air out of your ass.
Jesus Christ, James. Keep those barking rats in your ass.
by I LOVE CORONA!!!! July 11, 2004
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barking rock koala

to fart loudly and blame it on an invisible thing
i just heard a barking rock koala ( but have actually just farted)
by bazal-brush March 28, 2007
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Barfing Glitter

Barfing glitter is a phenomenon that occurs when someone is such a disgustingly "perfect" little Mary-Sue that glitter begins to form in their gastronomical places (stomach, intestines, etc), and causes such buildup that needs to be extricated from the body in some way.
Aforementioned Mary-Sue-like person will then begin to gracefully vomit, pouring glitter upon everyone (s)he meets.
Girl #1: Wow, Mr. Brown! Cool shoes!
Girl #2: You're just barfing glitter everywhere...
by The-Walrus-Is-In December 29, 2010
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When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
by moosir2u September 22, 2011
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Barling

Sean was barling while his stomach hurt
by Tetoe123 September 28, 2015
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t-baring

VERB.
A math term. In algebra when you are currently in the act of T-baring. T-baring gives you two solutions.

Visual: (x+4)|(x-4)
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x+4=0 |x-4=0
x= -4 |x= 4
"You would then T-bar to get your two solutions."
"We are currently in the act of T-baring."
by 3mber February 17, 2008
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that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.
1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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