Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018

name bashing

Something that an idiot would say instead of “calling names” or “slandering” or “dragging my name through the mud” or any number of established terms or phrases.

Amy things everyone is name bashing her but she’s doing most of the damage.

by MogaTrotter May 21, 2019

Bumbag bashing

When one receives anal by another man in the hope he will be given a bag of cocaine

Derry received a bumbag bashing off big Dave

by Bumming June 6, 2019

Bitch Bashing

When two female dogs rape each other.

"Hey, those dogs are bitch bashing... CALL PETA."

by Anon13254 April 20, 2019

Beard bashing

When a whore bounces up and down on your face

She was beard bashing me last night

by Buckyboy9191 December 2, 2019

Nugget Bashing

The act of having a wank while on class a's when your cocks all shrivelled up. Usually taking hours to cum.

Jon was feeling horney after a night on the sesh and decided to try n wank over his favourite porn. Only to get really frustrated he couldn't get hard and cum. There for spent a hour Nugget bashing..

by Gingerledgend January 17, 2020

Bundu-bashing

1. Partying in the Bush

2.Camping in the Bush
3. Game drive in the Bush

4.anything related to the Bush

Friend 1: what did you do this weekend?
Friend 2: I went bundu-bashing it was a lekker jol

by Bundu man November 24, 2020