Baldist

Being against bald men. And thinking all bald people are the same

My friend is baldist

by Maddaggy October 25, 2023

balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

by Bald dood May 31, 2024

Baldism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their hairline or baldness

Baldism is becoming more prevalent in the society and it should be considered as a form of body shaming

by n007aveen November 22, 2024

baldina

THE THIRD BALDIMORE...... she is often confused as baldis wife (despite baldi already having susan as his) and as his sister. SHE IS NEITHER. SHE IS BALDINA.

unlike her more hairless counterpart, she partakes in the chasing of her pupils through cardio

baldina: WHAT??? ARE YOU IN THE LADIES' ROOM?-

by elsqued December 4, 2024

baldilover2310

the song man! he made jigsaw! the song! he was also one of few that overheard the conversation between charlie and pim about their boss' strange, seizure-like behavior.

the most human in the internet; and fucking hates swearing.

he has difficulty figuring out where to properly place the leftmost pedal on an automobile, but instead has a designated spot for it

baldilover2310: hello kind sir; could you enlighten me

by elsqued January 5, 2025

Hannah Baldie

hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar

Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz

by charlisucks October 27, 2019