auto-balk

When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.

I had been on hold for over twenty minutes, the line rang four times, and then they auto-balked me.

by Gaddo007 February 09, 2012

Auto-fuckus

When one must use the Auto Focus feature on a camera while filming a Porno

Viewer- *fap* *fap* *fap* Aw come on! This idiot forgot the Auto-Fuckus! Now it's all just blurry shite.

by Wyldmann27 March 13, 2015

Auto dub

Automatic dub (automatic win). A term used in gaming for a online match/game that has the odds almost certainly in your favor. This is usually used when most of the team is afk, your on a missive lead, the enemy team is really stupid, or multiple players leave or the entire team leaves leading to a de facto victory.

Friend: Bro it’s match point and both cav and ela disconnected. We got that auto dub

by The Great Meme Man January 27, 2020

auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.

Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock

by ruraldictionary.com November 24, 2018

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

auto stec

any person in a vehicle that drives by your house that you don't want to be seen by.

some yells "auto stec" and everyone ducks.

by Deb_V November 12, 2006