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Zippy the Pinhead

To paraphrase Robert Crumb, perhaps the only daily comic in America worth taking a'gander at. Common fodder includes the lyrical nature of the English language, the upsetting predeliction towards mindless consumerism rampant throughout Modern America, and gargantuan roadside artifices. Blends postmodern, absurdist, and slyly leftist leanings in a potpourri of at once dry and eclectic humor.
If you can't get it, that's your loss.
"Good Lord Martha! Observe this new strip they're running in the Post!"
"Why, that is merely a microcephalic clown reiterating the quatrosyllabic name of a popular Sears product!"
"This isn't nearly as broad as Blondie! I'm going to go register my disgust with the Editors!"
"And I'll utilize this as an opportunity to nurture my nascent polemicism and cloak-and-shadow narrow-mindedness by intoning my ill-advised position on the Intra-Net, Dad!"
"Good thinking, my boy. Cripes, you can even blame the whole mess on Acid if you feels like it!"
by apocalypse cow January 7, 2005
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zipper snake

The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake after she charmed it out of my pants.
by BukkakeAnneCoulter April 26, 2007
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zipcode girlfriend

Girlfriend you have in a speical zipcode. Might chat with a little when back home but mainly just there for when you are in a certain zipcode.
Faraaz: Yea i just hung out a Maheens all weekend, but we have talked all week.

Bob: yea u goturself a zipcode girlfriend
by pseudonymchamp February 11, 2010
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Zipper Buster

A massive erection that threatens to break one's zipper. Usually in an awkward social location.
Dude, you really need to control that Zipper Buster...
by urikedge0718 June 23, 2010
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Zipsplat

A zipsplat is a person that arrives at yer house lookin for a free handout,food,drugs ect. They often hover near the couch.At first they seem energetic and helpful (zip)after injesting said food or drugs, the energy and or morale drops almost to an unbelievable level(splat) these people are hard to remove once rooted on your couch
Normally I'd have enough food for the week,but unfortunately my house contains three zipsplats
by Peteandbird June 13, 2019
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Zippo

1) The Best Lighters Ever made. If you use a Bic Flint and just plane Ol' Charcoal lighter fluid.

2) Bad ass due to the fact that every one who is cool has one

3) Named For the grunts who carryed Flame Throwers in WWII.

4) Also a pretty Kick ass dude.
Hey Zippo Let me Hold your zippo, This Zippo over here needs to light a house on fire from 50 yards.
by worik_brown April 5, 2008
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Ziplock

When the skin of one's sexual extremity gets caught in his zipper.
I was peeing on this asshole's motorcycle last night, but he came out of the bar, and in my hasty departure I got ziplocked.
by Dj Yahia August 12, 2007
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