can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Whoop Whoop!

Warning of an unaccaptable turn of conversation.

Whoop Whoop! BORING ALERT!

Not to be confused with KRS1's 'WHOOP WHOOP Dat's da sound a da police'

by ODDBALLS December 12, 2008

whoopadoop

when you take a penis and cover it in molasses and stick it in a meat grinder and scream as loud as you can WHOOPADOOP!

WHOOPADOOP!

gee where did my penis go

by thesheisse December 7, 2004

case of whoop ass

When one can just won't do, open an entire 24 can case of whoop ass, and let the ass kickin' begin.

1. Did you see that case of whoop ass Ben opened on Jerry? I thought the morgue would be Jerry's next stop!

2. Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!

Go ahead, I got a whole case of whoop ass just setting here, and it has easy open lids!

by Cosmic Prune November 1, 2010

whoop whoop

small out of the way town, somewhere out in the sticks

"you live in whoop whoop"

by itchyscrot April 4, 2003

Whoopsie Daddy

An unexpected baby daddy.

Someone you weren’t expecting to turn into a baby daddy, most likely a one time hookup.

After our one date, Brian quickly became more to me than a hookup and became a whoopsie daddy.

Me and the whoopsie daddy could only handle being together “for our child’s sake” for three weeks, then we just decided to raise her as friends.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021

Stuttgart Whoopsie

When you’ve had a massive night on the piss in Stuttgart, a McBreakfast, and then you suddenly experience a reversal of fortune, resulting in having to put your head in a bin while the world spins and you hurl.

After a huge bender, Erik was unfortunate enough to experience a Stuttgart Whoopsie.

by anonymous February 26, 2022