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University of Warwick 

The university of taking your money whilst shoving its fist up your arse.

Believes that every disciplinary matter should be solved by issuing the student with a hefty fine (regardless of blame), and that every item sold on the campus should cost at least twice as much as anywhere else.

Also believes that by making students pay £450 for a year's parking permit, the university is somehow going to single-handedly save the environment. (this is a load of bollocks - the money goes to fund the VC's collection of Bentleys).

Amusingly, the VC's name is Nigel Thrift.
I was charged £1.30 for a bottle of water. Got anally fisted by the University of Warwick again.
University of Warwick by lordash December 1, 2011
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Bishop's University 

Kick ass university in Lennoxville, Quebec, all the cool kids go there. It was also the location where the movie The Covenant was filmed.
Person 1: I wanna go to Bishop's University.
Person 2: Who doesn't? That school is so awsome.

Universal Domination 

When a person (or perhaps alien), group of people (or aliens), or organization has complete control of the entire universe. Basically world domination, but on a MUCH larger scale.

university 

A big booze off which leaves you in debt and almost jobless.
Hey mom I'm going to university
mom: Don't get too drunk sweetheart
university by Rapidshark112 May 5, 2023

Trash University 

An imaginary school where someone is said to go if they are really bad at something, generally a sport or activity. Often shortened to TU.
"Hey do you know if Trent's any good at ping pong?"
"Nah, he belongs at Trash University."
Trash University by Runiversity March 30, 2016

Clown University 

The highest place of education for anyone who has the possibility to be a clown
Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY

Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask
Clown University by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.
The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.