Ultrawank

Jacking off while watching multiple pornos, listening to dubstep and smoking weed.

Dude I had the most intense ultrawank session this morning while listening to Rusko and smoking on that Lemon Drop you gave me.

I caught Stan ultrawanking in his room this morning.

by Dubsupercock June 19, 2011

ultimate power

The one who is given control and a clear authority on Earth over everyone

The ultimate power was overcome by peaceful resolution

by Aseem Ashraf December 27, 2016

Ultimate Retard

Drew
Drew is a retard

Not to be confused with:

Retarded Pedro

Drew retarded beyond comprehension. This means that he is an Ultimate Retard

by Drew Cheskin September 24, 2018

Ultra straight

The next form of super straight.

Only liking lesbian girls, because straight girls like dicks, which is kind of gay.

Lisa: I love you
Tom: I don't love you
Lisa: Why?
Tom: Because I'm ULTRA STRAIGHT

by Sjaz March 14, 2021

Ultima Online

Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.

Ultima online was once a great game - Eddie Murphy

by Not Zane July 20, 2004

ultralight beam

Lit

We on that ultralight beam

by Chalo September 9, 2016

Real ultimate power

What all ninjas have and they show it when they're choping off dudes heads, throwing ninja stars at peoples faces, fliping out hard, poping boners, making out with hot ninja babes, and wailing on their guitar.

Ninjas are so awesome, their strongest weapon is their boners!!!!

I wanna be a ninja when I grow up!

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004