crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
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twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
by maja2000 June 07, 2017
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twitter court

The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.
“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”

“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”

Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.

Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
by Kussimek January 09, 2021
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Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
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Twitter Orgy

The act of creating a mob on Twitter by tagging a multiple people in a post. The purposes of a Twitter Orgy is typically to get those tagged to respond to your post.

It is akin to a person IRL muttering to themselves loudly in public with the hopes of people hearing them and engaging with them.

It is a cheap form of attempting to engage people.
@Mary was looking for people to gang up on @Steve, so she started a Twitter Orgy and tagged half of the school in her post about him.
by Amsterdam74 February 15, 2019
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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
by CherylFan September 13, 2014
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Twitter-fit

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.
by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018
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