holy tits

A phrase most commonly used in a situation that is appaling or unbelievable. Similar to holy shit.

Holy tits! That girl is a guy?!

by c0balt April 26, 2006

Busting a Tit

When you get so angry at another man that your tit just pops and the milk goes fucking everywhere.

Damn, did you see Will Busting a Tit over there?

by TitBuster3000 November 28, 2017

Tits to the core

Something super awesome or super terrible. Next level of hardcore. More intense than tits.

Man, did you see that show last night? Yeah it was tits to the core.

Her hair looks like a poodle shit on her head. It's totally tits to the core.

by Jaundice Jen September 8, 2010

tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010

tit-whipped

A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.

"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."

by Francesca G August 19, 2007

Tits marmalade

Really cool, boss, wizard, wicked. Better than tits.

That fishing lure is tits marmalade.

by Mandingo's Rage August 30, 2013