Definitions by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe

Stork Legs 

When a skinny ass girl wears black leggings.

"DAMN! You see that girl over there in them black leggings, Jack?!"

"Yeah dude she got some Stork Legs!!"

Stork Legs by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe September 12, 2017

tofu tits 

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.

Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!

tofu tits by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014