Stork Legs

When a skinny ass girl wears black leggings.
"DAMN! You see that girl over there in them black leggings, Jack?!"

"Yeah dude she got some Stork Legs!!"
by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe September 05, 2017
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tofu tits

Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.
Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!
by Starbucks&Uggs&Selfies4Lyfe November 20, 2014
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