you’re having a poor bloke on

This statement is often used in response to being told something so totally outrageous that it quite obviously cannot be true ....

I’ve known him all my life and I didn’t have a clue, when he told me he was gay I replied ‘Come on, you’re having a poor bloke on!!!!’

by Mercedian!!!! February 1, 2019

poor man's pizza sandwich

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

M.O.P.A.N or Middle of Poor Ass Nowhere

To be in the middle of nowhere.

Where sitting in a town in M.O.P.A.N

by krista September 24, 2003

poor little rich girl

A upper-middle class or upper-class teenage girl, who despite her advantage in wealth, manages to flunk out of school and fail several attempts at drug rehab. Usually caused by hippie parents who can't discipline their kids.

My stepsisters were poor little rich girls. One of them is doing ok, but the other wants to be some sort of hippie earth-dirt child.

by Downvoting Victim March 3, 2010

Do you desire a poor experience?

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin

broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

by anonymousclucker December 1, 2018

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

poor punk bitch nigga

a broke person that is a bitch also.

he aint about getting his paper. what a poor punk bitch nigga

by 1186 April 30, 2009