Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.

I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.

by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014

hairy walrus

Is a hairy vagina

dammmmmmnnn she got a hairy walrus

by potatototo123 April 6, 2017

Hairy box

A box of goodies for men. Full of nice nice smelling things to rub on your head and face.

Our lass got us a Hairy Box, smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

hairy heinrich

When you rip off your pubic hairs and glue them onto a dildo. Then you take that dildo and shove it down your urethra.

Max: Oh man I have myself the best hairy heinrich

Aiden: Really?
Max: Yea my dick hole is huge now!

by ZebraP May 22, 2017

hairy rocks

Hairy rocks is a term used for dried semen on a mans pubic hairs, specifically the balls

Yo, I woke up this morning with hairy rocks, I think I forgot to pull out last night

by Krhamz February 19, 2017

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020

hairy chode

a short fat penis that is hairy and crusty.

ex. Jared Brooks and Destiny Brooks are "hairy chodes"

by .anonymous_69. November 12, 2019