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schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.
These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.
by nameless five September 3, 2005
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Templeton

(Adv). Receiving oral sex from a partner that does not practice good hygiene or the skill set to maintain bodily hair growth, often resembling the appearance of Alpaca.
While she was blowing me I saw the backside happy trail running into her crusty ass crack. I need to do a better job screening out the templetons, sure makes you go limp.
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Templar

Typically a term used to express sexual desire. Normaly as term is used they wave fist in an up and down motion. (almost like knocking a door)
Vamos a templar. (Waves fist up and down)

A templar se a dicho!
by Daylene LiNa January 27, 2008
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tempest

A Term used for Game players with amazing skill on Nintendo.
Look It's Tempest, That guy kicks Ass on Legend of Zelda.
by anonymousee August 27, 2005
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Shirley Temple

When, upon perforating a girl's cherry, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick in her hair.
I had just made her a woman when I made her a Shirley Temple, and I don't mean the drink.
by Steve Peterman November 23, 2007
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Temperban

To temporarily ban. Or disable for using for a given amount of time.
You were temperbanned for 3 months.
by ChipAyten August 11, 2006
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Templecombe

Templecombe is a small village outside of Yeovil it is known for being the most hardcore area of somerset and has a reputation for gangsters originating there. Some say that the people from Templecombe are the most Hench in the west country and should not be messed with. They have a gang called the Combe Street Elite who are the second largerst gang, as their rivals The Rap Crew control the streets
That guy is a gangster rapper........He must be from Templecombe
by KardinalKaramel April 1, 2012
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