Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014

Vagina Tentacles

The long, spindly hairs that hang down from a dog's vagina, usually crusty in texture.

ZOMG! your dog's vagina tentacles just rubbed my neck!

by CooterLoofa March 6, 2011

Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup

The last time I had a definition for this word it was 400,000 years ago.

The Lovey Dovey Tentacle Monsters in a Cup were not always tentacle monsters. Oh sorry, yeah they were. But they were not always in a cup. They were once mortal enemies in outer space in their space pods. They pod battled for supremacy. When they decided that was boring they would pod race, like in episode one. God, I hate that kid who plays Anakin. Little kids dont all suck at acting. Get one that knows how to deliver a line. But that little turd did not ruin it for me so its all good. He could never bring down a juggernaut like Star Wars. Speaking of Juggernaut, have you seen the new X-MEN movie? I haven't yet, but I have heard really good things. Anyway, the tentacle monster is in some plastic cup at a wedding or some shit. I dont know.

by Whats in it for me, Bender? July 6, 2011

Meat tent

A meat tent is the kind of ruined and baggy mess left of a bum hole when a predatory Glaswegian homosexual has finished having a go at it.

Example "oooooft I can hardly sit down. I got fisted in a sex swing last night and now have a bum like a meat tent"

by CliveSinclair98 February 26, 2014

Tenteens

Used to describe the 2010's decade

The noughties, tenteens, twenties, thirties, fourties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, ninties, etc.

Dude, remember back in the tenteens when you did that crazy flip over the parking dividers in our highschool parking lot? You were so fried!

by ANONULY666 February 25, 2017

pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.

Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.

by Andrew Miller June 5, 2003

tent

the tent is jail or prison

he got busted for traffiking, damn dat nigga goin to da tent

by NIGGIE September 27, 2006