pink tainted goop 

Your nut when its been cut off and exposed

Did you see that pink tainted goop?!
Ah! Heck!

pink tainted goop by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

Wet Taint 

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

Wet Taint by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019

Horse tailer 

The act of shaving a horses tail off and sticking your head inside the horses anus and pretending to be it’s tail

Dude did you hear Gavin smith pulled a horse tailer yesterday, crazy shit man.

Horse tailer by Horse tailer April 30, 2020

Gamer Taint 

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank

Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.

Gamer Taint by GamerTaint February 19, 2021

rusty taint 

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

rusty taint by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

Nine Tailed Fox 

A squad responsible for dealing with containment breaches and keeping the SCP foundation safe in general, although they do a terrible job at that.

The soldiers have low intelligence and are equipped with airsoft equipment and grenades.

When a containment breach happens, they usually die before even getting inside the facility, they either die because someone threw a grenade in the elevator, or because a SCP killed them all in the elevator.

The Nine Tailed Fox is the worst squad in the world

Nine Tailed Fox by MassiveShibe March 6, 2022

Upper Taint 

The space at the top of your ass crack before it becomes a hole.

She tried to finger my asshole but she missed and touched my upper taint.

Upper Taint by uppertaintlvr42069 September 18, 2022