toilet bouy

Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.

This morning I sat down for my morning shit and forgot to lift the ol' toilet bouys up!!!!

by Krypto-BL February 10, 2018

Toilet bowl racing

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR

I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Toilet

An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"

Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"

It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.

Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.

by A Human who is not alien. June 16, 2018

Toilet seat ass

When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.

“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”

Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.

Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.

by Mama lama July 30, 2018

Tolea

A name for a sporty and attractive person. They are pretty smart and know a lot about a lot, especially about philosophy. Can sometimes be a pain in the ass, but always has the right intentions.

Me: Hey Tolea, how are you?
Tolea: I don't know, am I?
Me: *having mental breakdown*

by JJellie February 10, 2020

Tolekk

a sexy polish man who also edits for a racist

oh my god did you watch Tolekk yesterday? hes so hot

by Miparti July 10, 2020

Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.

I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.

by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020