Two For Thirt

1. A good deal on herb, two grams for thirty dollars. 2. Ethiopian slang for an ancient herb related haggle in which a poor man barters to get two grams for thirty pence.

A: "Hey man, I was wondering if I could get some herb, my back is killing me!"
B: "Sure man, 20 for a gram, or 55 for an eigth."
A: "Two For Thirt?"
B: *Hangs Up*

by Arick Armendariz December 24, 2006

You are thirteen

A pejorative term implying that the insultee is thirteen years old and thusly having the mental age of a thrteen-year-old. They from then on are thirteen regardless of whether or not they have ID to prove otherwise.

You are thirteen. Quit being such a dumbass.

by Psi August 10, 2004

Thirsty Turtle

The opposite of an Angry Dragon . Immediately after blowing a load in your partner's mouth, you smack them on the forehead so they accidently swallow it.

To make that chick swallow my load, I gave her a Thristy Turtle.

by Jason Rose September 26, 2003

thirteens

Original rims that came with your hoopty.

Man, I saw Calvin today, he's still pimpin his thirteens......

by Jizaay August 11, 2003

thirteen letter shit spreader

A manure spreader made by International Harvester Company

Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

Thirsty

To be thirsty, is to over actively: investigate, long for, covet, in some occasions intensely staring, or bold displays of desperation.

Jim: "Could you believe the gull of that one chick?"
Matt:" I know! She went above, and beyond to get next to you! She didnt care what anyone would think of he efforts."
Jim: "Yeah... she was so thirsty."

by Dhomahaneek Karrturr October 16, 2012

Thirsty bitch

A female who always wants sex or is very horny.

That thirsty bitch stays cock hungry.

by Zephyr69 June 19, 2018