swissering

Swissering is the act of being overly sorry for no reason. Since this behaviour is most common in Switzerland (also Canada) and thus performed by Swiss people this term was called "Swissering".

I am so sorry the tea I made didn't have the perfect temperature but was 2°C colder! - Oh stop swissering already!

by Skyy73 October 31, 2018

Sossig

Sossig is a word used to say Sausage but in a weird way you probably came to this because of a youtuber named radal

''I Like Sossig''

by 111111;778& December 28, 2019

Swass Cheese

The moist, yet crusty particles that fall from your ass and/or genitals after sweating profusely for an extended period.

After working in the desert for 6 days without a shower, the amount of swass cheese built up in my undies was immense

by BigDiccy128 March 26, 2021

Spossy

basically a pussy sponge

Dude sally’s pussy is so clean
She used a spossy

by bloxxo November 24, 2022

a Swissie

The act of inserting a ping pong bat into the anus of a man, the object being for him to hit his own scrotum with the ping pong bat.

Generally practiced in Switzerland, hence the name.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Ahh, I think I'll have a Swissie and go to bed."

by Buggedsee January 11, 2016

stay swiss

To remain neutral, avoid conflict, refuse to get involved. Done when a conflict is so messy, unclear, or just flat-out retarded that it's better off just not bothering at all. The term is named after Switzerland, which has a reputation for remaining neutral. In fact, it hasn't been directly involved in a major war for over 200 years. The most recent thing close to a war was a civil war between the Catholics and Protestants that had around 100 casualties in 1847. It lasted less than a month.

Bob: Oh my god, Phil! Mark and Alice are going to war over this divorce settlement!
Phil: Sorry man, I think I'll stay Swiss.

Bob: What does that mean?
Phil: It means I don't want to be involved.
Bob: Fair enough. Fancy a beer?

by UDUser4820 February 11, 2018

Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll

When a male defecates then ejaculates whilst the cylindrical fecal matter is descending into the toilet and the semen enters the fecal matter with such force it serves as a filling.

Randy needs a towel he just made a Kentucky Swiss Cake Roll.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021