Friend - yo lets go lift some weights
friend2 - na I can't im too swoll from the other day
friend - bro you barely have muscle
friend2 - na I can't im too swoll from the other day
friend - bro you barely have muscle
by immmmapotatoo November 20, 2023
Get the swoll mug.An insult for the person who created a cover of the lostwave song Everyone Knows That / Ulterior Motives whose name is Swofford. The song commonly gets misidentified as Swofford's cover time and time again on TikTok by use of Shazam or other music finding tools.
Person 1: Guys the song is literally right there on Shazam, it's Everyone Knows That by Swofford
Person 2: Swofford? More like Swoffart, that's just a recreation. And a bad one at that.
Person 2: Swofford? More like Swoffart, that's just a recreation. And a bad one at that.
by oofman420xd February 15, 2024
Get the Swoffart mug.Short for Swollen Vulva, the Swollva describes the appearance of a hot, sweaty, hairy and puffy vagina.
Person 1: "Check out that chicks Camel Toe!"
Person 2: "That's not a Camel Toe, that's a Swollva"
Or
Female: "I'm so hot and horny my fanny has become a Swollva"
Person 2: "That's not a Camel Toe, that's a Swollva"
Or
Female: "I'm so hot and horny my fanny has become a Swollva"
by BEZELKING February 23, 2024
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Get the swoft mug.Evil fat-cock?
Hym "Ha! I saw the article abkut swole neurologist but I didn't think it would throw conservatives into full-on shill coverage mode."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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