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sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.
Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!
by Mordous January 23, 2007
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sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety
Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.
by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009
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No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009
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Cinnamon Roll Sweater

The sexual act of eating brown colored cereal such as cinnamon toast crunch, raisin bran, or coco puffs and then vomitting the brown load onto your partner's chest. Once the brown is on your partner you proceed to jizz all over it to make it look like icing.
John gave Sandra a cinnamon roll sweater last night. I heard she had a lot of icing on her roll too.
by DJ Z-Bra January 4, 2010
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sack sweeper

The tuft of hair that some men grow directly under their bottom lip. Commonly referred to as a soul patch or flavor saver.

This term refers to the fact that a lot of these men are in fact gay and love to sickle the meat-pop, thus this tuft of hair typically sweeps the sack of the recipient.
Ohhhhh your sack sweeper makes my scrote feel all tingly.
by Gideon D. July 9, 2007
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Dutch Sweater

the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.
Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!
by The Mad IT Guy June 8, 2011
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Bill Cosby's Sunday Sweater

A Bill Cosby Sunday Swear is where a girl gets completely naked and rubs pudding on her body in lewd fashions.
Dude maddie sent me a Bill Cosby's Sunday Sweater last night it was so hot
by Whypop September 11, 2013
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