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Suicide Bomber 

Some Fuckin' Muslim with a God Damn bomb who wants revenge against fuckin' christians because of the crusades
"That motherfucking suicide bomber blew up that god damn airport for somethin' that happened a thousand years ago!"
Suicide Bomber by Animefan32 April 19, 2018

Suicide wank chop 

Where you have to take a shot of ice cold lemoncello then immediately followed by a line of ketamine.
'Hey James! How about me and you go back to the apartment and do a suicide wank chop?'
'Mate, we can do anything'
Suicide wank chop by Renato1 July 30, 2015

Suicide Circle 

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.
Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.
Suicide Circle by McPenis September 23, 2009

suicide circle 

where you sit in a circle of three of more people and each person shoots the one to the left or right of them... (yes, we know it doesn't work)
Dude, life sucks. Want to have a suicide circle?
suicide circle by Danidoo July 5, 2010

Suicide by Heroism 

Similar to suicide by police, this method of killing yourself is done by throwing yourself in a dangerous situation, knowing you will likely die, but also knowing that you will save others in the process and finally be appreciated for once.
While this may sound like just straight up heroism, it is more than that. This form of suicide is committed by people who desire attention, and are likely depressed, but also want to do good for this world before taking their leave.
Guy 1: "DUDE, DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?"
Guy 2: "No, why?"
Guy 1: "This kid at my school just prevented a mass shooting by throwing himself onto the gunman and knocking him unconscious. He got shot multiple times though and died from bleeding out."
Guy 2: "Why the fuck did he do that?!"
Guy 1: "Some people call it 'Suicide by Heroism', to be honest, that kid was obviously depressed so this has to have been the case. I wish we would have known sooner. Then again, he probably saved our asses."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's for sure. He'll be remembered."

Suicide Orgy 

When a lot of depressed people get together and talk about offing themselves together. Usually used in a joking manner.
"Omg, I'm so depressed.."
"Me too!"
"Same!"
"Ikr! This should be a suicide orgy!"
Suicide Orgy by A-Doll July 27, 2017