e-suicide

When one deletes all their social networking sites such as, but not limited to: myspace, facebook, twitter, blogspot, email ect in order to differ from internet communication. Said people seem to "fall off the face of cyberspace" because no one actually writes letters or calls anyone any more.

Guy: Why did Cynthia delete her myspace?
Girl: I dont know, that bitch just committed e-suicide.

by Izz Diesel March 2, 2009

Suicide Mouse

A very creepy episode of a childhood favorite show you might know as Mickey Mouse. In this descriptive episode, it first shows Mickey walking down a street, but not smiling and talking as always. He has his hands behind his back, and looks generally depressed. The screen blacks out for a while, but when it resumes, we hear a man murmuring in the background. Then, we start hearing what sounds like a broken record box playing, and more bloodcurdling screams come into action, as terrifying images come in between buildings. Then, Mickeys face starts to break down, his eyes down to the bottom of his sockets, his teeth begin to break more and more. Eventually, he starts running faster until he reaches full speed. Then, he collapsed. A few moments later, a depiction of Death appeared and laughed, as the video ends. We don’t quite know if this was just a creepypasta or real.

Don’t watch Suicide Mouse at night

by SMLFAN123 March 9, 2019

Suicidal Evan

A really bad fuckboi who dates a lot of chicks and cheats on them with other horrific chicks, and he just needs to come out of the closet. And does not like all the negative attention he receives from all the hoes

Awe man look at that suicidal evan.

by RYAN2BAD4U December 28, 2016

Soviet Suicide

An act of drinking 6 double shots of russian vodka, in quick succession. hence why it is called 'soviet suicide' gaurenteed to get you wankered and make you feel a tad ill in the morning. by a tad ill i mean emptying your guts into the nearest toilet bowl provided you get there. for the true soviet exprience however finish the bottle off and blow your brains out with a revolver in the style of a shamed soviet general.

"my friend is a moron he just drunk a soviet suicide, that's gonna hurt tommorow mate"

by Marcus Antonio January 19, 2010

suicide silence

awesome band which asshole scene kids seem to now like

real fan: have you heard the new suicide silence song?
scene asshole: no but isn't mitch's hair smexy!
real fan: fag scene kid

by killallthescenesplease August 22, 2009

Suicide Fart

When one of your buddies farts and it smells so terrible that in order to neutralize the horrific smell, you blow one of your own to thin out the smell of the original.

"Oh my god Freddie came over the other day and he totally farted in my face! I had to suicide fart just to ease the pain and dilute the shitty ass stench."

by SnizzPulverizer February 16, 2009

suicide mission

When you do something that’s going to end in certain failure but you decide to do it because it’s your obligation to do so. It’s also a very British thing to do.
Can be used in a video game context when you sacrifice yourself for the better of the team.
Variant : suicide mish

Dude1: Cya dude im going on a suicide mission and gna call my ex up about going out again.
Dude2: Instant death.

Dude1: No he’s got a rocket launcher.
Dude2: Don’t worry I'll go outside on a suicide mish and waste his ammo.

Dude1: Dude I got this girl into my room and I was so horny i asked her to suck me off, I thought i was on a suicide mission, but she unzipped my pants and sucked it like a pro whore.
Dude2: Lucky fuck, can I have her number?

by Andy2billion July 15, 2005