McPenis's definitions

Suicide Circle

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.

Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.

by McPenis September 23, 2009

Captain and his crew

Penis and ball sacks.

At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.

by Mcpenis September 6, 2013