Statesville

A forgotten place where the mall had only about four stores and an Ihop. The WalMart is Dope Central, where druggies and gangs hung out on Saturday nights, looking for something to smoke and a girl to do. The high schools had more pregnant teens than on television. Sweet 16 meant you go to the DMV, get your driver's permit, and inherit your parents run down cars that're older than you by a decade or so. Weekends meant late night movies and deer hunting. Having fun meant getting high and spray painting abandoned buildings or old train cars. Every day, there would be a new hobo down by the 'Shopping Center', which had more fast food places than shopping destinations. Dating someone meant displaying pictures of you and your partner on Myspace with your tongues down each other's throats. Junior year meant that you could finally drop out. Graduating meant that you can get the hell out of this town, this place that you've been stuck in for the past 18 years of your pathetic life.

I'm from Statesville.

FML.

by toomuchcandyx June 24, 2009

Statesman

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.

That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.

by True balla in da hood wit dem May 4, 2015

United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

Nashville Statement

A disgusting and laughable attempt by an illegitimate organization which tried to instruct people of the Christian faith to believe beliefs practiced in the middle ages.

Only people in the middle ages would've believed the Nashville Statement.

by PensiveType August 30, 2017

Blith Statement

The type excuse you make to ditch your friends for someone else whether it be others friends or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Guy 1: Dang man why'd you cancel the plans for yesterday.

Guy2: I had other things to do at home.

Guy 1: Yeah right, sounds like a Blith Statement.

by KLTL16 December 29, 2020

golden state warriors fans

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.

golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources

by Murphy1144 June 2, 2019

GARDEN STATE

Going back to that imaginary place we all call home to find out who we are. Only to find you and so much more. Meet old friends, stumble upon love, and letting go.
Simply feeling again.

Last night i found my Garden State, it was here the whole time.

by ASHE March 17, 2005