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Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it
person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some
by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019
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spreading the good word

I was spreading the good word around Salisbury last night!
by Mike Stanley and DJ Lathrom September 12, 2005
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spread the word

A drinking game in which a group of people drink in a circle, from a large mixed drink (usually made in a 2 liter bottle). Each person takes a drink and passes it to the next person, who ever finishes the bottle does not have to chug a beer in the end.
I have a fifth of vodka and a 2 liter, want to play spread the word?
by cousin cid November 30, 2011
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spreadhead

Young people with unfortunate music taste; easily identifiable because they dress, talk, and act exactly the same way- due to conformity and/or the heavy drug use has reduced IQ to dangerous levels.

guys: khaki shorts, flip flops, visor, sunglasses, giant hemp necklace- only for use at shows (wouldn't want to wear that back at the frat), earliest WSP shirt they can find- the more obscure the better- particularly if it contains an inside reference to a revered song, and a pocket or two full of drugs-preferably E; particular reverence to JB & whatever show they attended that was located furthest from their present location

girls- anything lightweight and hemp, patchwork flowy skirts, hemp jewelry, incredibly pale, no makeup, very thin (though some are chubby, they're just potheads, only occasional E users), purse full of drugs, preferably E

If these poor misguided youth would stop their continual drug use, they would understand that the music sucks @ss, and they only attend shows for the abundance of drugs.

Their only redeemable quality is the free distribution of drugs to strangers when high on E at shows...and the humor you enjoy while watching this many drugged-out yuppie kids try to dance.
Q: "did you see that group of spreadheads over there?"

A: "yea, what douchebags. they actually believe they're the new deadheads."

Q: "did you see the white guy with dreads come out of that lexus SUV?"

A: "must be a spreadhead"
by not tonedeaf August 17, 2006
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Spreadeagle

The supple act of a female performing a handstand, then subsequently parting her legs whilst receiving cunnilingus.
She told me she was a gymnast, and it took the ol' spreadeagle to convince me.
by IndieG-Boy August 11, 2020
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wisconsin cheese spread

Getting your butt licked on then wiping your balls on her face
getting your rim cleaned then mid wash wiping your nut cheese on her face thus the wisconsin cheese spread
by therealnateo July 27, 2010
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Leg spreader

A drink made with 2 parts good tequila, 1 part cointreau or grand marnier, 1 part chambord, and a splash of margarita mix. Serve chilled or over ice.
Man says to his wife, "May I make you another leg spreader honey?"

"I call this drink a leg spreader because after one or two of these, she's all mine."
by 3girlsmom July 16, 2009
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