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Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012
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Scallywag

The gay male equivalent of a female "Scallywag." A whorish man that will sleep with anyone and cheat on his boyfriend.
A man who will sleep with another man's boyfriend, even if he already knows he has a boyfriend.
A disgusting man with no values and little self respect.
A vain and arrogant man who could careless about the emotional welfare of his sexual partners.
A scallywag only cares about getting in where he can fit in.
"My boyfriend cheated on me with a dirty scallywag!"
"Dude, I hope you used a condom. I heard Maurice is a Scallywag, forreal!"
"Did you see him at the club last night? He was acting like a scallywag."
by ToddyE. February 12, 2008
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Sally

Let's do one more line of sally before heading out to the club.
by dallasbb October 27, 2005
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sally

to quit in something before you finish it. to pull out before you finish. pussy out. inspired by sally robins of australia's, effort at the 2004 athens olympic games where she famously, before the end of her rowing race, stop rowing and layd down and let her teammates row her a cross the finish line
n00b 1: arrggh this halo map sucks, im leaving.

n00b 2: aww dont do a sally, man.
by 4rb1t3R March 13, 2008
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Sally

A name given to any particular person regardless of age of gender. Normally used when talking to friends or acquaintances.
Victor: Yo Sally what are you up to today?
Max: Nothing much Sal just chillen.
Victor: Oghey.
by Kirchmeister November 2, 2009
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Sally Slap Cabbage

A female who is clinically retarded in every sense of the word. Has to wear a helmet anywhere she goes.
Look at that girl drooling ... a complete Sally Slap Cabbage.
by Lora Logic January 19, 2009
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Sticky Sally

A sticky sally is a bitch-move to pull on someone. It involves sticking one's hands into something sticky, such as a jar of honey or jam, then proceeding to grab some guy on his bare ballsack (recommended to do at the beach). This way his pubes will hurt cause they will be tangled and sitting down in jeans could be a problem for his balls (due to all the stickyness and tangled-ness).
Example of a Sticky Sally:

Cram your hand as deep as it can go into a jar of honey, run up to some dude on the beach (preferably a 6"4 buff bodybuilder) and pull down his bathing suit fast. Grab his dick and balls hard and allow the honey to stick and spread. Quickly kick him once so he is stunned while you run your ass off.

Catch the nearest flight to Russia.
by Eugene Wattson July 21, 2009
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