smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

Something Upscale

a top secret creative firm

Those photos were taken by Something Upscale.

by jdnkng May 30, 2018

Somethin's Burnin'

An expression used to indicate the mistake of one's self or anyone presently around one. It is typically used in a comedic manner, and it is usually accommodated by saying the term "Paula!"

"Uh oh, Zach, you missed the ball completely! Somethin's Burnin'!"

"Paula, somethin's burnin'!"

"Aww crap my crabbies... somethin's burnin'!"

by jaesonwithanae May 3, 2019

Sometimes

Occur occasionally.

Before I was 10, I stripped off my undies sometimes due to that it's tight, though I easily slip on my undies due to that I loved my undies!

by Turo Fernandez August 18, 2019

Smeet

When you trying to tell your partner that they are super smart and sweet but end up saying both all at the same time, you get smeet, it is to describe someone very intelligent and cute all in one word.

My Boyfriend: "I just got a really good mark for math, that studying paid off".

Me: you see this is why you are the smeetest person I know :)".

by Possessed by a demon called fo October 18, 2020

Sometimers

Becoming a little bit forgetful. Not quite alzheimer's just sometimers

I don't have alzheimer's, I just have sometimers

by Lori's Stories February 26, 2021

Something popped in my spoon

when something pops in your spoon great fear will be inflicted upon you-
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝗺𝗺𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝗼𝐝 𝐟𝗼𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝗼𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝗼𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝗼𝗼𝐧??

"𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘰!?"
"𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘯!?"
something popped in my spoon means great pain and horror for the person who weipds the spoon.

by d1rtbutter February 9, 2021