Smeet

A Smeet is slang for a small penis/dick so if someone says you have a smeet it don't mean your awesome or cool they saying u have a small dick.

Girl- i'm breaking up with you

Boy- ok but you finna miss this big dick
Girl- ha NIGGA YOU GOT A SMEET
Boy-:(

by Princessa RR June 8, 2018

Smeet

When you trying to tell your partner that they are super smart and sweet but end up saying both all at the same time, you get smeet, it is to describe someone very intelligent and cute all in one word.

My Boyfriend: "I just got a really good mark for math, that studying paid off".

Me: you see this is why you are the smeetest person I know :)".

by Possessed by a demon called fo October 18, 2020

Smeet

Smelly feet.

Bill: What's that that disgusting odor? It's gross.
Jane: Sorry, it's coming from my smeet.

by Amazing Kevin July 2, 2009

Smeet

Gay, usually refers to a man who likes other men

Yo r u Smeet?!

by Kreiwsjs December 8, 2018

smeet

what a baby irken(invader zim) is called.

As a smeet, Zim was adorable.

by Abitlyon March 19, 2009

smeet

slang for generally awesome

"Whoa dude, look at him, he's so damn smeet"

by Andy Smith December 10, 2003

smeet

The migratory Arctic Smeet Frog is the only amphibian possessing a furry coat and capable of flight. Numbering in the hundreds of thousands, they are thought to have been a mainstay of the Winter diet of Native Americans who camped by the waters of the Huron. They are now a protected species, and the hunting of Smeets is strictly forbidden.

The smeet frog spends much of its day under water coming out only on moonlit nights

by David Dickason January 31, 2004