Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)

Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!

by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008

smash and dash

When someone uses the bathroom at a place of business to take a shit without buying anything. It is often accompanied by weak attempts masquerade as a paying customer, followed by a quick exit from the building.

On the way back from camping, I had to pull a smash and dash at the Taco Bell. It was the only place around for miles.

by alunimumbat March 8, 2011

A bag of smashed assholes

The epitome of discomfort, as if a boy's choir were caught in a prison orgy and the remains were conveniently portioned in bag form. Commonly used to describe the effects of a hangover.

That was one hell of a party last night, but this morning I feel like a bag of smashed assholes.

by Geekdragon February 13, 2008

smash box

To have sex with. It's pretty simple to interpret.

She's had a few coolers, it's time to smash box.

by supersmash January 2, 2008

smash on your cat

To have sex with a woman's vaginal entrance.

Bradley likes to smash on every girl's cat.

Can I smash on your cat, just once?

by Emilyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 9, 2005

smashing

this is when you and a woman/man have sex

so matt, did you smash with alex this weekend?

by eug-unit May 26, 2005

cat smasher

Someone who is a bit rough on vagina's when he has sex. (Enjoys rough sex)

Craig was a cat smasher from way back but now takes it easy on his lady.

by -cM June 28, 2008