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puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
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Smack Dabble

To masturbate: To pleasure one's self
My girlfriend wasn't in the mood for sex so I went to the bathroom with some lotion to smack dabble my cock.
by chia612 March 21, 2010
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bomb smack

Smack (heroin) that happens to be the bomb (excellent, the shit).
Ayo you want the dope hookup? I can get u that bomb smack.

I done seen fiends O.D., shot the wrong pack
Then they call the shit the bomb smack
-Notorious B.I.G.
by biggiebiggiebiggiecantyousee December 31, 2008
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hippie smack

Ketamine, called hippie smack because the vast amount of the squatting hippie population seem to have a 3-5 gram a day habit, like a junkie is hooked to smack.
Anyone up for a line of hippie smack
by ftyfghjgufyt December 9, 2008
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Smack

Very,Very, Ugly
Congrats, your Girlfriend is smack. Hope you're happy,
by MissCherryDoll December 2, 2010
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Smack Fire From Your Ass

smack the shit out of some one
or beat their ass.. whatever you want to call it
"If you don't quit with the bullshit I'll smack fire from your ass"
"I should smack fire from your ass"
"Bitch if you dont quit talking that shit I'mma smack fire from your ass"
by Babi Kk August 3, 2005
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Puss Smack

~Noun

1. Idiot, fool, imbecile.
2. Used in the same stride as 'bitch,' 'asshole,' 'dumbass,' 'dumbfuck,' 'motherfucker,' 'fucktard,' 'clam licker,' 'turd burglar,' 'cock wrangler,' 'cunt muncher,' 'ass reamer,' 'faggot,' 'bull dyke,' 'retard,' 'flamer,' 'extra-chromosome motherfucker,' 'man pounder,' and 'tweezer cock.' In fact, this term can be used to describe all of these things, at once.
3. An ignorant, stupid person.
4. In sexual intercourse, the sound made when the flabs of flesh at the nether-regions of sexual partners collide.
5. Worthless, obsolete, irrelevant, useless, trash. Used to describe a person's worth.
6. A person who's existence is unacknowledged by his/her peers.
7. A person who has contributed nothing to the world since his/her conception, and should cease to exist.
8. A person whose opinion is worthless and has no relevance to the current discussion.
9. A person with bowel movements/activities similar to that of an octogenerian.
10. All of the previous definitions combined.
1. Mr. Ellegood is a puss smack (Refer to definition #10) for stealing other peoples' words.

2. That puss smack (Refer to definiton #4)was exceptionally loud and juicy.
by D.A. May 28, 2006
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