showpig

a larger woman who slathers on the makeup and perfume so that, at first glance, she does not appear an odious beast. however, underneath it all she remains a filthy beast with a pussy that smells like hot garbage.

There is no shame in humping down with a showpig as long as she was blue ribbon material.

by mario dinis May 15, 2007

slooping

The act of riding one's dirt bike in the desert.

Dean was a maniac at slooping in his day; he sure took down a lot of cacti and tortoises!

by Sir Sloop A Lot March 26, 2010

Positive Slope

Refering to the positive slope on the bell curve. Meaning, below average intelligence, stupid or moronic. stupid, dumb,moron,idiot,retarded.

The fact that Johnny blew his fingers off with a fire cracker incicates he has a positive slope.

by Dannyboy1969 September 6, 2008

sloop

a type of feces such as sloppy poop

yuck, uor dog just slooped on the floor.

by Skeg Smith January 14, 2008

sloop

An undefined curve on a roadway.

We drove around a sloop.

by Brian Vance July 28, 2006

german ski-slope

the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face

dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.

dude #2: High five, mein freund!

by Sugardaddy T February 26, 2008

ski slope

to have a nose so long that it reseambles a ski slope.

that girl's nose is so long it looks like a ski slope.

by ApR!L like the month only better March 24, 2003