Oh Bob Saget!

A story involving Bob and his pet saget. Saget was stealing some food and Bob was angry. He was yelling at him "YOU ALREADY ATE 2 MONTHS AGO, NO FOOD FOR YOU!!!" The end!

Hey oh bob saget!

by Bob and saget December 1, 2015

Sage

A name for a female. The most Huffleypuff person you will ever meet. Just overall wonderful and bubbly which is sometimes very annoying.

Oh look she's so bubbly I want to puke... must be a hufflepuff. And named sage.

by Fragile Summer June 29, 2011

sagen

Fucking queer

"Sagen Is a really hairy faggot, who loves dick"

by Fartboy69 January 30, 2017

Sage Hill

Gayest private school in Orange County. Teeming with rich white kids who drive mercedes and bmw's to school that their parents bought them.

You go to sage hill?... you fag.

by yo September 21, 2003

sneaky saget

the act of taking your dick and slamming it into a drawer, thereby flattening your schlong. you then shit in the girl's mouth, duct tape her mouth closed, and slide your dick into her ass like a credit card and scream "I want shoes, bitch."

and you do all of this while listening to the Marseillaise and pray that germany doesn't rape your ass again

Tim is well loved by the ladies for his sneaky saget.

by Hung Really Low October 29, 2008

slaberoni

Slaberoni slab-er-oni, is a slab of pepperoni. Also known as chubby sliver, genoa boa, meatastrophe. Slang usage includes substituting any word referencing male genetailia with "slaberoni".

Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my slaberoni's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word

by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz August 29, 2006

sage

A kind of yam.

Sage is sweet.

by seedsand November 2, 2019