Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.

A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."

by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007

shitting

being or getting excited.

Kayla: Guess what?
Ryan: What?
Kayla: Schools out 20 days earlier this year.
Ryan: I'm Shitting!!
Kayla: Yah I know I totally shat when I heard that.

by ohboii July 22, 2006

kitchen shittin drunk

The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.

1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.

2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.

by fatherfart November 27, 2009

shitting bricks

constipation when on heroin and other opiates.

man im shitting bricks.

by lodownlv September 25, 2011

stop shitting in my pants

a phrase you say when you don't beleive something...

Keisha had a baby?? Stop shitting in my pants son...

by Tata Nalles April 7, 2007

Shitinnest

Really bad, stupid; Of a highly shitty value.

Today I saw the shitinnest piece of shit that ever shitted.

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

shitkin

a creature of the night that ventures out between the hours of 9pm and 4am, looking for mate to unleash her growler. Often goes for over three months without mating and can can be very aggressive at these time. Areas of the body tend to get sensitive, usually around the hind leg knee joints. touch with caution. not easy to train cannot usually be kept as a pet.

Rarrr cuz theres a shitkin on heat over there go stroke its knees...

by anon98whatever November 10, 2011