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servile dog

A person who sacrifices their dignity and social standing for the sex they’re attracted to. Usually by obediently complying with a series of menial requests.
Did you see Jackson handing out lollipops to those girls? He’s such a servile dog.

Wow Jackson just twerked for that girls tiktok, he just lost all dignity and is entirely servile.
by get_got April 18, 2022
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church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
by The Greg July 19, 2004
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Servite catholic highschool

An all boys school in Fullerton California, where young boys are supposedly turned into men by graduation. You go to servite because you either have discipline problems or you’re parents have some sort of money. Boys that attend Servite lack extream social skills with the opposite sex and have a serious hard time at keeping girlfriends. They are apart of the trinity school that includes Jserra, Mader dei, Santa Margarita, rosary.
I go to servite Catholic highschool, I’m gay.
by applesauce baby cakes January 14, 2021
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Cisco Advanced Services – Light

This is a new product offering from Cisco Advanced Services; also know as Cisco AS. Cisco AS light is the same professional services offered by Cisco Systems but without the default arrogance. The other benefit of Cisco AS light is that Cisco actually sends engineers to your company that are certified on Cisco equipment.

Cisco AS light also offers an improved user interface. This is a result of the less arrogant engineers not having a chip on their shoulder or feeling that they constantly have to prove themselves. Drinking Cisco kool-aid becomes optional for those that choose that lifestyle.

Cisco Systems expects this new product offering to drive 3rd Quarter earnings this year to an all time high as they redefine professional services in the network consulting industry.
before Cisco Advanced Services – Light

Eng 1: Dude; why did the network crash?
Eng 2: Oh yeah,,, Some Cisco AS guy came out to demo a WAAS appliance.
Eng1: Haven’t they heard of Riverbed?
Eng2: The Cisco account manager knows the best titty bars!
by Network Dawg February 12, 2008
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services rendered

The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".
by Mecha-Weasel January 29, 2015
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The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon
by Accringtonia March 15, 2020
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Ass Serviette

The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains.
"During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".
by Tristan Serviette August 5, 2011
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