Seasoned

Everyone has got this word wrong, to be seasoned means you fucked up your brain so much on drugs that you can't do any of the old things that you used to be able to do and/or to have perntamently fucked yourself up to the point where you don't have an idea whats going on anymore

Jack: Hey why aren't you in college

Jim: I want to go to college but I am too seasoned man

by Mit da Shit December 22, 2008

slime season

The part of the year when it's nice enough weather to be out robbing random people

Yoooo it's slime season. Let's get this money

by Anfrecords July 4, 2016

Boyfriend Season

Usually around the end of fall/beginning of winter, when the weather starts to get cold and all the sluts can't be half naked anymore. So, they try and find a guy because of how desperate they are so all of their friends can be jealous and they can continue being a slut with their boyfriend. Then when spring and summer begins, they drop their boyfriends and become whores again.

It's boyfriend season, chu kn0w what that means ;)

by fckshtstck October 26, 2011

sundress season

Season in which you wear a sundress to be eligible to get fucked easier or easy access

Daddy loves sundress season

by LK122916 August 1, 2017

the seksonic legion

Same as above, but using Cosmo disqualifies you from gaining 1 inch in penis length from ganking a n00b. GG Mofo.

My penis withered away because I'm a Cosmo using pussy.

by Killtodie December 2, 2004

top-season

the correct pronunciation of topszn

top-season

by OVOTOPSZNXOHOE April 4, 2014

samson

a psychoactive product of the plant Cannabis sativa aka marijuana. aka weed, trees, or mary jane.

I wanna talk to samson!

by layshu December 28, 2007