Sebastian

Mexican guy who is basically the god of sex, Fortnite, and has a huge dick. Bro is basically the only guy you'll ever need ;). I think you should get yourself a Sebastian. He's great in bed, and with everything else he does. Don't let his charming looks scare u, he is a good guy underneath. Just don't make him mad, he's not the best under anger.

Girl: Omg did you see that guy, he's so hot and definitely has a huge dick. He's totally a Sebastian!

Other girl: Omg, yes! I wan't him. But too bad Kodie is dating him. She's so lucky!

by DaddyOnyx December 29, 2022

the Seaside Ratio

When there is 3 or more guys hanging around 1 girl. Often the girl is a skank and the the guys are guidos, but this ratio can be seen anywhere. this is the opposite of the beach boys ratio.

"Every bar we went to last night had the Seaside Ratio"

by OMGitsDANxCORE July 17, 2009

Post Season Sadness Disorder

A health issue to sports fans after their favorite league or sport is done for the year and suffer severe depression until the next season starts.

After the Super Bowl, I suffer Post Season Sadness Disorder because football is over for 6 months.

by Sportsguy1991 March 16, 2014

Vulture Season

The period of time when many college students (freshmen usually) break up with their significant others that are back home or at a different university. Like vultures to carrion, potential suitors are attracted to the new singles. It can be theorized that many random hookups occur during Vulture Season. This period of time is usually between October and Christmas Break, as these people have been away from home and their significant others for a long time at this point.

Bro, vulture season's officially in swing! That dime I was telling you about just broke up with her boyfriend, I'm going for it now!

by King Vulture September 9, 2014

Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015

Blunt season

Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on

It's almost blunt season cuh.

by Tino the goat of 3hunna August 16, 2017

onesie season

Summers over but its time to get comfy for onesie season.

Onesie season; leaves are falling, birds are fleing, temperature is droping, people are getting there onesies on to get comfy

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017