Put the seeds in the dirt

Don’t bs around and if you want real stuff to happen you need to put the seeds in the dirt

Billybob wants to get in shape but doesn’t want to go to the gym, so his friends told him to put the seeds in the dirt

by Kolaplantroot December 11, 2024

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birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017

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seed line collector

When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.

Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.

by Watchinfool September 30, 2023

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Gay Seeding

Once a popular passtime, the gardening term Gay Seeding consists of digging a small hole, planting a seed in it, and exclaiming gay-pride phrases in a loud, proud voice, as in, "Be Faaaabulous!!!"

"I put in my garden last week and was gay seeding.

I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."

by JustAnyone May 22, 2025

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